Make Out Club

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• Make Out Club - Gym Class Heroes
• If I recall correctly
• It was the middle of spring walkin' with my boys
• Contiplating what summer will bring
• We started talkin' about girls
• And it was the funniest thing
• As I started to remember
• Some of the funniest things
• See there was ashley
• She caught my eye the
• Very second that she passed
• Me
• I kissed her once
• Then she started to harass me
• She called all night long
• I had to buy a brand new phone
• And let me see
• There was melanie
• To have a mouth like that
• Should be a felony
• Wouldn't believe half the
• Sh*t that she was tellin' me
• I mean dirty vocab
• She used to talk like she was drunk
• And after that was tiffany
• The one with the cute cousin
• Are you kiddin' me
• She had a man
• But that didn't mean sh*t to me
• He tried to catch us all the time
• But I was just too god d**n smooth
• And I can't forget to mention carrie
• But that situation quickly got scary
• 'Cause after 2 dates
• She was like let's get married
• Can you believe that sh*t
• I had to pack my bags and move
• They say I gotta change my evil ways
• And I'm workin' hard at it every day but
• No matter what I do
• I seem to make the same
• Mistakes that I'm tryin
• Not to
• If love is just a game that people play
• And practice make perfect
• Is what they say but
• No matter what I do
• I seem to make the same
• Mistakes that I'm tryin
• Not to
• I'll always remember monica
• The jewish chick
• She'd always give me gifts for chanukkah
• To met her folks she'd try
• And make me rock
• A yarmulke
• But she looked so d**n good
• She almost made my ass convert
• And after that there was lisa
• She had a twin sister teresa
• I bumped into them at cam's gettin' pizza
• The greatest night of my life
• Schleps to rock that kill to birds
• And there was erica
• She had the stankest breath in north america
• I tryed to slip her tic tacs
• But they were scared of her
• And when we made out
• I always had to plug my nose
• And I suppose your know the sister
• Shoot I swear by hand and god
• I only kissed her
• I gotta foot fetish
• But she got a lot of blisters
• I mean hammer time feet
• You think she had walked
• From boca raton
• They say I gotta change my evil ways
• And I'm workin' hard at it every day but
• No matter what I do
• I seem to make the same
• Mistakes that I'm tryin
• Not to
• If love is just a game that people play
• And practice make perfect
• Is what they say but
• No matter what I do
• I seem to make the same
• Mistakes that I'm tryin
• Not to
• Hey matt
• Remember kathryn
• She talked so much
• I used to make her bring me asprin
• Bla bla bla bla
• I'm doin' fine thanks for askin
• I even tried to make a muzzle
• But her mouth would just not quit
• Oh sh*t
• Remember shauna
• I hate to bring her up again
• I didn't want her
• That girl I talked about
• In that girls a dog song
• Yea the poster girl for paxil
• Almost made me lose
• My grip
• And oh sh*t
• Then there was krystal
• The meth head
• She used to sniff like a fist full
• One time she chased me
• Down the street with a
• Pistol
• She tried to say I took her stash
• She bugged out and tried to kill my ass
• And at last we got kimmy
• She went abroad
• Came back
• And broke up with me
• And so I ripped up all the letters that she
• Sent me
• I cried for like 3 days
• Then it was back to my evil ways
• They say I gotta change my evil ways
• And I'm workin' hard at it every day but
• No matter what I do
• I seem to make the same
• Mistakes that I'm tryin
• Not to
• If love is just a game that people play
• And practice make perfect
• Is what they say but
• No matter what I do
• I seem to make the same
• Mistakes that I'm tryin
• Not to
• They say I gotta change my evil ways
• And I'm workin' hard at it every day but
• No matter what I do
• I seem to make the same
• Mistakes that I'm tryin
• Not to
• If love is just a game that people play
• And practice make perfect
• Is what they say but
• No matter what I do
• I seem to make the same
• Mistakes that I'm tryin
• Not to

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