Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 3 (口白)

歌词

• Sloppy love jingle sequence three
• Camera's rollin action
• The bombs been detonated
• I'm just waiting for the explosion
• I was at second base and it was time for me to close in on third
• With blurred vision and precisley placed slurred words we started kissing
• Man listen it was like a scene from a very bad B movie with a very low budget
• Well f**k it I admit I was drunk and I loved it every last second
• I couldn't kill the thought of us butt-a** naked
• Tele is surfing with the fan on chattin about the session and
• Slowly getting into some closet skeleton confessions thats when
• She made an offer I couldn't refuse and chills went up and down my legs like some of my tattoos
• She said she had a pad that wasn't too far away
• She said she'd love it if I'd stay till the following day
• So it was time to exit stage left
• I made my rounds gave my pounds and hugs gathered my thoughts and took a deep breath
• And now we're stepping to the door but right before we step Disashi bought me one more
• And now I'm feeling it I had my hand in my pocket but she's stealing it
• With our hands interlocking as we're walking down exchange street
• With our hearts pitter-patting to the same beat and then she popped the question like
• Trav you ever been in love
• I'm like Psh Not that I recall Well there was one situation but I didn't have the patience
• Or the balls to say it and every time I tried I just diligently delayed it
• And it sounds something like stuttering
• Man my speech impediment left my heart vacant without a single resident
• The first tenant got evicted the second she settled in
• I seen her the other day riding my bike and kept pedaling
• If it wasn't for meddling kids would love even exist Nope
• If it wasn't for alcohol would I be saying this Nope
• She probably took offense I probably started getting sober
• Cause she started getting ugly and I think I probably told her
• Then my feet got heavy I started dripping sweat
• Knew I was getting into something I'd later regret
• Right when I lit the ciggarette I caught a case of the spins
• And started wishing I was back at the bar with my friends Disashi
• And then it happened I fell flat on my face
• When I awoke I found that I was in a very strange place
• I must have got my wish granted cause I was butt-a** naked
• But the only downside was that the room was pretty vacant
• Except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser
• While I'm tryin to deal with this hangover head pressure
• With a smile I grabbed the note lit a smoke and sat back
• Dear whoever lose my number
• PS: The sex was whack
• Laughter

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