The Kids

歌词

• Mr Mackey （Eric Cartman）
• And everyone should get along
• Okay children quiet down quiet down
• Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
• His name is Mr Shady
• Children quiet down please
• Brian don't throw that （SHUT UP ）
• Mr Shady will be your new substitute
• While Mr Kaniff is out with pneumonia （HE'S GOT AIDS ）
• Good luck Mr Shady
• Eminem
• Hi there little boys and girls （F**K YOU ）
• Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
• But first I'd like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh ）
• Say hi Bob （"Hi Bob"） Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
• And he don't got a job cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
• But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
• And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
• And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
• When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
• Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH ）
• And even if they escaped and they got the cops
• The ladies would all be so afraid they would drop the charge
• 'Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job
• When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
• But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
• But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
• Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
• You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr "
• He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
• And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
• But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
• They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
• And that's the story of Bob and his m*******a
• And what it might do to you
• So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
• Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem）
• See children d**gs are bahhhd （c'mon）
• And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
• And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right）
• She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will）
• So kids say no to d**gs （that's right）
• So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
• Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
• D**gs are just bad mmm'kay
• Eminem
• My penis is the size of a peanut have you seen it
• F**K NO you ain't seen it it's the size of a peanut （Huh ）
• Speakin of peanuts you know what else is bad for squirrels
• Ecstasy is the worst d**g in the world
• If someone ever offers it to you don't do it
• Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
• And spinal fluid is final you won't get it back
• So don't get attached it'll attack every bone in your back
• Meet Zach twenty-one years old
• After hangin out with some friends at a frat party he gets bold
• And decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys
• And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
• Suddenly he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
• And his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb
• His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
• He's on Donald's carpet layin horizontal barfin BLEH
• And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
• "Hey Adam Zach is a jackass look at him "
• Cause they took it too so they think it's funny
• So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
• Meanwhile Zach's in a coma the action is over
• And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
• And that's the story of Zach the ecstasy maniac
• So don't even feed that to squirrels class cause it's bad for you
• Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem）
• See children d**gs are bahhhd （c'mon）
• And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
• And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right）
• She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will）
• So kids say no to d**gs （that's right）
• So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
• Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
• D**gs are just bad mmm'kay
• Eminem
• And last but not least one of the most humungous
• Problems among young people today is fungus
• It grows from cow manure they pick it out wipe it off
• Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
• Yum yum Then you start to see some dumb stuff
• And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em
• And sometimes you see things that aren't there （Like what ）
• Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
• （Mr Shady what's a G-string ） It's yarn Claire
• Women stick 'em up their behinds go out and wear 'em （Huh ）
• And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
• Whoops did I say magic mushrooms
• I meant fungus Ya tongue gets all swoll up like a cow's tongue （How come ）
• Cause it comes from a cow's dung （Gross ）
• See d**gs are bad it's a common fact
• But your mom and dad know that's all that I'm good at （Oh ）
• But don't be me cause if you grow up and you go and O D
• They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
• And get a disguise and hide cause it'll be my fault
• So don't do d**gs and do exactly as I don't
• Cause I'm bad for you
• Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem）
• See children d**gs are bahhhd （c'mon）
• And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
• And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right）
• She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will）
• So kids say no to d**gs （that's right）
• So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
• Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
• D**gs are just bad mmm'kay
• Mr Mackey （Eric Cartman）
• Come on children clap along （SHUT UP ）
• Sing along children （Suck my motherf**kin d**k ）
• D**gs are just bad d**gs are just bad （South Park is gonna sue me ）
• So don't do d**gs （Suck my motherf**kin penis ）
• So there'll be more for me （Hippie God d**nit ）
• （So f**ked up right now ）

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